Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.
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Javier Milei in Argentina is staying true to the combo.
To be fair this is not the first infamous fascist with a bad hairdo, but this one certainly raised the bar. It looks like a bowl cut, but with different size bowls used...
It's the square cutout on the ears that absolutely sells it.
He used the weird cup we use to wash my daughter's hair.
I wanna know how tf he bowl cut the moustache
glass bowl
This guy to the barber: "Give me the LEGO helmet cut please"
"Right away, sir!"
His hair looks like it's cosplaying the tesla cyber truck
What a rare and accurate insult lol
When you hit random in the character creator only like 6 times
That guy looks HOT! -Norm MacDonald
Ugh seriously it’s so often these dipshits who think their race makes them special. Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement. So they’ve got to brag about not having much melanin when for other folks it’s just a physical feature we have that’s unfortunately got several centuries of baggage to it.
Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement.
This one detail is responsible for the kernel of sadness I feel for many on the far right. These are despicable people who were once kids who just wanted to be grownups and do grownup things. And whether due to genetics or due to upbringing, anything else that might have given them a sense of pride and competence is not something they have. As you say - all they have left is trying to push others down, hoping this lands them on top. Damn it's truly sad.
They're angry because their own craniometry told them they were rejects.
(tangential - Disco Elysium had some really funny racists. Fucking Measurehead.)
I just started Disco ELysium and the last thing I did was talk to measurehead. Hot damn is "ham sandwich race" such a good racial insult
When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.
Say no more!
This cannot be real 😬
Edit - Jesus fuck
I mean there's Boris Johnson and his goofy ass haircut.
Boris Johnson wishes he could fuck up his hair as badly as this guy.
It's been reported by several people, both reporters and those close to Johnson, that his wild hair is an affectation, he intentionally roughs it up before he does anything in the public eye.
This. He's trying to look goofy and harmless while being a vile, machiavellian, dangerous politician.
That's some LEGO hair
I think Playmobil will press charges soon
What's the deal with Nazi leaders and hair? Trump, Wilders, Johnson and this Epler dude...
Maybe if we get enough Nazi leaders we can make a calendar? A new haircut for each month.
It's because idiots that follow them don't care, some undecided will check him out because of the haircut and listen to what he says, and everyone else is making fun of his haircut instead of commenting on the vile shit he spouts.