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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs. (thank you, I_am_10_squirrels)

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"You are what you eat" doesn't apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

You weren’t supposed to eat the boxes, just the low-carb rolls inside

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If the sellers were truly serious about marketing these, they would've stuck a single hotdog in the package peaking out of the top of the pants.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Pigs in a blanket for the uncircumcised

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

An image of boxes of dinner rolls. The boxes packaging shows jeans and a t-shirt. A hand is pulling up the t-shirt, to make the dinner rolls look like defined abs.

[–] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

wait how is this possible to be a dough boy AND have ripped abs. Where does one learn this magic.

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Talk about carb loading, cuz that six pack is PACKING.

[–] loops@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago
[–] jlow@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

"Low Carb Buns" 👍 Eat them to look like this!