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[–] Warped@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Honestly, people, it's true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I'm just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.

I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.

[–] slick@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why was google maps was showing this? Could I get some context?

[–] raresbears@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I don't think they did, it's a meme about gay people walking quickly

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

omfg rainbow speed op valv pls nerf

[–] mrarcher_@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you're a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing

[–] pushka@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's coz in our head is just

"Superstar , where u from , how's it going , womaniser,womaniser you're a womaniser ~~ "

Can't walk slow !

Source https://youtu.be/ExRy2xBKNF4

Source extended https://youtu.be/OOOcJGar2zI

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Not to mention all the disco that's always going on in our heads. Just try getting anywhere with Donna Summer or Earth Wind and Fire stuck on a loop as an earworm

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Ok i knew red make wuns go fasta, but 100% is a really huge discovery.