Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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This is the best way I could've every gone.
I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?
Interesting.
At least it would be a good tale for people in the future I suppose. Or does it mean I will die reading a spoopy book?
Be yourself I guess
Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
I died who I am
sticky and horrid
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
either that or starvation
there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least
Delicious
Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
Following this man to the gates of hell.
Quickly, I hope.
BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
Iβm just the average normal guy
Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Accurate, I suspect.
I meanβ¦ π¬
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
not so sure...
It'll be nasty, that's for sure, hope it's at least quick too. Quick and nasty isn't soo bad, right?
In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)