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[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Put the sign on the doors like in dontdeadopeninside

| MASS | AGE    |
|  THE | RAPIST |
[–] Maven@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
|   MASS | THE    |
|    AGE | RAPIST |
[–] doctordevice@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of the comic strip with the guy painting a door's window to say PSYCHO THE RAPIST and another guy coming out of the door telling him it's all one word.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As a massage therapist, I'm also willing to accept "human primate social groomer" over "body toucher." Not sure that potential clients would appreciate that much more though 😕.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I went from from anthropology to massage therapy (and am very happy for it) and I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the social grooming aspect lol

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a "primate in need of grooming." So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we're supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.

[–] CountNumerot@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 10 months ago

This guy when he's leaving to go to the bathroom, "Excuse me, I'm about to whip out my dick."