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submitted 11 months ago by Spot@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Let me tell you something, petaQ. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a disruptor out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "beep".
Kahless!
You said it, loD. Nobody fucks with the Kahless.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Sometimes you eat the targ, sometimes the targ eats you"

"Is that like an eastern thing?"

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 11 months ago

Far from it, dude.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How many times is this going to get reposted?

[–] oKtosiTe@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

More often than a Starfleet captain giving an impassioned speech about doing the right thing.

At least twice for every Data head tilt.

I’ve heard that every time this is reposted Worf gets thrown across a room and Voyager gets a bonus torpedo.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno. Hadn't seen it here yet. Seen some stuff I already posted, reposted here before so never thought it mattered. Is there a limit? Did I break a rule?

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No I don’t believe you broke a rule or anything, I was just being ornery. I feel as if I’ve seen it a dozen times in the last week.

Carry on!

[–] Spot@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Sweet. Really, I may miss whole batches as sometimes they come so quick but, if I see something funny I feel like I gotta share it here so everyone gets the funny too.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

It's new to me.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Who the fuck is this guy, man?

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Nods approvingly

[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Shut the fuck up, Alexander! You're out of your element.