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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 10 months ago

I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Penta@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 9 points 10 months ago

DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Maybe someone had enough of the "people" who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Lmao this is perfect

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 10 months ago

Kek.

Ps: I don't

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I don't have a dick so I don't have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don't want to chat with randos if we're not at a party or something, much less when I'm pissing.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it's someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Into the balls for safe storage.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

I've had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it's weird behavior. Not sure what's wrong with these people.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imma find you and do that to you.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's hilarious, but as someone with a bashful bladder, if someone did that to me my dick would recede into my kidneys, never to be seen again

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.

[–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

It looks like the right airport for that...

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Hey stop making assumptions! It could be a shitting contest too!

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's a billionaire dick measuring contest.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

VIPees only