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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 212 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Yeah it's like all her ugliness moved to the inside

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 88 points 8 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Teon@kbin.social 68 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But they are both bat shit crazy, so looks mean nothing at this point of de-evolution.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Have you heard of the crazy hot graph?

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Crazy right wing is never hot tho. Boner killer for sure.

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[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

Ah the Vicky Mendez parallel

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I just feel bad for madonna, that's a mental health issue and just sad stuff all around.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I would say the same for both.

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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

speak for youself and the current pictures you are using I would say is about the most flattering of the one and unflattering of the other.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

true I did select the best current Roseanne picture I could find, but as for the Madonna picture, that is the best current photo that exists of her, simply what she looks like now.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

her instagram is pretty recent stuff and you can see the similarity to the photo you used but more flattering I think. https://www.instagram.com/madonna/

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Whoa her self-curated photos are much more flattering than the candid shots the media keeps capturing 🤔

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago (4 children)

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

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[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

She's essentially a professional model, of course posed studio shots look better than whatever random shit a paparazzi snaps.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But it's Instagram. Everyone's more flattering there.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

yes. thus my flattering vs unflattering comment. its a best of this person vs worst of this person. paparazzi are known for getting the most unflatering thing they can get. here is an unflattering of rosanne https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.9sycqP26-qlbyK5E4UMPyQHaE_%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=080cdf0e155de1bfe8e4ac255684a560d210d80d146ed58a7c76900237c9b690&ipo=images

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Madonna looks like a man wearing Madonna like a suit.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can I have... some sugar... water?

[–] Iliveonsaturdays@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

It's 2023/2024 and Steve Buscemi is now more attractive than Mickey Rourke

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

for fun I wanted to upload comparison photos of Mickey Rourke and Steve, but Steve Buscemi photos not needed; we all know what he looks like.

[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

There's no gray area. It's like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

[–] GombeenSysadmin@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago

Mostly due to the boxing. Had several facial injuries, had to have reconstructive surgery on his nose and cheekbone which didn’t work, and had to teturn to surgery several times.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wow he used to look a lot like Bruce Willis

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[–] glorious_albus@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Always has been.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Everything everywhere all at once" is the title of a movie, not something you should tell your plastic surgeon.

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[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

They’re both uglier than each other. For different reasons.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Imgur does not load on VPN connections

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

okay I think I fixed it up there.

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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Madonna spent years as a sex symbol, which absolutely takes time, effort and very consenious eating. Not to mention makeup, hair and fashion. What I see in her pic is a streamlined and simple to maintain look. She already has the money and nothing left to prove so... YOLO?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then why destroy her face with terrible plastic surgery

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

consenious

Consensual?

Conscious?

Conscientious?

Contentious?

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Thats not relaxing on beauty. That's trying harder than ever and using plastic surgery / botox.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, I'm not googling that.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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