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Kirk's medical opinion (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That's not bloodloss, This is bloodloss

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tip: Add two spaces at the end of a line to force it to go to the next line.

That's not bloodloss,
This is bloodloss

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

Where's the tiny blood stain that she miscarried?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 11 months ago

Sir excuse me but I seem to have misplaced my blood.