this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

this is like the fischer price version of “my first programming joke”

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shouldn't it be:

99 little bugs in the code.

99 little bugs.

Take one down, patch it around.

127 little bugs in the code.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you share it with the others please?

[–] kbal@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

That's not quite how I learned it...

99 bugs in the code that I wrote, 99 bugs in the code; do one real quick, mark it as fixed, 100 bugs in the code that I wrote.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sounds like progress!