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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I have two things to say.

  • When Schrödinger was present in the SGC (season 3, when they dealt with the Tollan), the standard issue service weapon was still the MP5. The P90 was only introduced around the middle of season 4.

  • I don't think I can make fun of trekkies being obsessed with their trivia anymore.

Luckily p90s were issued before the Tollan were wiped out by Tanith.

So theoretically it's possible, but only technically. I got the feeling they didn't visit the SGC after they left except the two other times we see them. During O'Neill's "rebel" phase to expose Maybournes' off world shenanigans, and the very episode where they end.

I might be a bit of a Stargate nerd... And I can't even make fun if star trek nerds either because I'm one of those, too...

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You can make fun of anything if you try hard enough!

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the P90. Famous for only having a single 5.7x28mm bullet in the magazine.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

That's all they can afford.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You know I wonder how much they spent in blank ammunition for this show.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

At least $5.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Technically none for the first season or two when they were using the P90. FN didn't make blank 5.7mm stateside yet, so the armorers were buying regular ammo and converting it to blank ammo.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They do make civilian p90, called ps90. For all your home defense needs.

[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I feel that the whole point of the P90 is the full auto combined with a small fast projectile that is unlikely to over penetrate. Given the bulk and lack of full auto of the PS90 you might as well get a five seven for home defense if you want that Gucci factor.

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

I'm not any kinda fun person. But I did once get a chance to use an FN FiveSeven at a range once and it was fun. I was shocked at how much more I liked it over the 9mm's.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't they fire 9mm pistol rounds?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Huh. TIL. The one I was looking at must have been chambered differently

[–] LilPappyWigwam@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Really unlikely. The whole point behind the P90 was as an alternative to 9mm and FN decided on 5.7x28mm. I've heard of (9mm) M11s being modified to look like P90s...maybe that's what you saw?

[–] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if you ever find a 9mm P90 let us know

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

12.7mm P90.

Would certainly be spectacular.

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want to share this with someone but I'm not sure I know someone with the requisite knowledge to find this funny

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Literally my first thought.

All the people with appropriate meme knowledge don't watch Stargate.

All the people in my life who watch Stargate wouldn't get the meme. They might get a chuckle from "lol random" type humor but that's it.

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

How could this happpppen to meeeee ive made my mistakes

[–] thann@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

POW! Right in the symbiote!

[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

I can't properly express how much I love this.

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Needs more zat.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Now I want to hear Christopher Judge shout "tally ho!"

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

There goes my hero