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Anon admires some custom woodwork (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 11 months ago

Anon doesn't know how to pronounce saxophone.

[–] Zink@pawb.social 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'd say clever if this guy knew how to say saxophone

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Wait, you mean it's not pronounced "sex-oh-fen"??? 😰

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's clearly pronounced "Sax-o-fender", idk what the issue is

[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

Isn't it Saxomophone?

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This joke requires us to all just agree that “registering a door” is a thing

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All fire rated doors have to be certified, which means they are in a registry…

[–] butter@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

Literally 1984

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

All expensive and wildly impractically-shaped doors crafted by famous craftspeople are registered in the Registry of All Expensive and Wildly Impractically-shaped Doors Crafted by Famous Craftspeople (the RAEWIDCFC).

Who the metaphorical fuck doesn’t know this?

[–] ademir@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh sex ofender

[–] DuckGuy@mander.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

Ohhh. So anon doesn't know how to spell, I see.

[–] Dutczar@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

The saxophone comments made me realise the joke

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Crossing a staid lion for immortal porpoises