We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
"Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way."
Shut and close case boys. Pack that sick FUCK away for life and may pigeon God have mercy on his soul.
Only acceptable response is death by taxi.
I think it’s fair to assume a pigeon will fly away before the car gets there.
Costanza?
