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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

air vent

fan

Ooo, carbonated piss!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The spicy kind, like what I'm shooting

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

You should see a doctor, or atleast a biological researcher cause if your piss is carbonated you may low key have multiple problems.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was his hiding spot from the reaper to let him last as long as he did.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The reaper was too grossed out to touch him.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Crazy that after all that time, his cause of death was drowning in diarrhea? He died doing what he loved.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 11 months ago

I hope that someone makes a headstone that has a comfortable perch so visitors can easily take a dump while not stepping in previous visitors stools.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I still need to get to Rush's grave, first.

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I feel very strongly that this should have been titled "Kissinger's Rest-in-piss."

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

rest in piss, bozo

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 11 months ago

When he died a friend texted me this:

In other news Arlington cemetery will soon install its first gender neutral bathroom