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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 82 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 52 points 10 months ago
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It'll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

One pays extra for the recoil.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm more concerned about the heat

[–] SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 1 points 10 months ago

One round shouldn't be that bad. This is a ~~future~~ feature the people will pay for!

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A number of you are concerned about the recoil - I feel you misunderstand the nature of this weapon. A trained user can launch the plug at high speed to wound the target, using a specialized liquid propellent. At this point the sabot round is deployed, penetrating any hardening or armor. The CIA called this codename Dying Rhea, after the original name Henry Kissenger was found to be already in use.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Onion grade comment

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Guess they can rename it now.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

HOLY SHIT THAT OLD PIG FUCKER FINALLY DIED?

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

yeah some 12h ago

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 months ago

The only pig fucker I know working in foreign relations is British.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You'll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it's just about to plop out.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 42 points 10 months ago

And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ok, but where's the trigger and also the website where I can order it?

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.

You'll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA's AOW category, so you'll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it's a pistol. But as is they'd probably claim it's disguised.

The problem isn't that rectal nature of the device but that it's mimicing a different object.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

It's fired by farting.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.

[–] neidu@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe for you amateur.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago

"And lastly, 007..."

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

New partnership between Smith & Wesson and Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Only takes 5 pounds of pressure"

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?

[–] thewowwedeserve@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Where does it eject the casing?

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.

[–] thewowwedeserve@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But it would be a hell of a lot funnier if it ejected the burning hot casing into your butt

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

That would significantly limit the devices utility

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...

Edit: Oooooooh....you take it out first...

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm wondering where the gas vents to.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

There is a little hole above the barrel, I assume it vents there

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Wait till you see my dick

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Engineers UNITE!

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that's even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.