A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause
Hello dear followers 👋
It is my great pleasure 😍 to inform you that
git add .
git commit -m 'R271: fixing overvoltage monitoring'
git push
Imagine committing in three commands
git commit . -m 'R271: fixing overvoltage monitoring'
git push
Think of the time you'll save
I'd be more interested if you had a way to do it in four
Hey ChatGPT, I made a code and have to announce to LinkedIn for visibility. Can you write a professional sounding announcement that highlights how great my business is? Use linkedIn buzzwords to build hype. Thanks!
I took this and added "involving an implementation of a URL shortening mechanism". This is what it wrote:
🚀 Exciting News from [Your Company Name]!
🚀We are thrilled to unveil our latest innovation – a state-of-the-art URL shortening mechanism that's set to revolutionize digital efficiency. #Innovation #TechSolutions🌐
Simplify Complexity: Our cutting-edge technology simplifies lengthy URLs into concise, user-friendly links, enhancing online navigation and boosting productivity. #UserExperience #DigitalTransformation💡
Smart & Secure: Engineered with advanced algorithms and robust security measures, our tool ensures not only ease of access but also the utmost protection of your digital footprint. #CyberSecurity #TechAdvancement🔗
Seamless Integration: Perfect for businesses and individuals alike, our URL shortener integrates flawlessly with various platforms, amplifying your digital presence and outreach. #BusinessGrowth #TechnologyLeadership🌟
Why Choose Us? At [Your Company Name], we're not just about technology; we're about empowering connections and fostering seamless digital experiences. #CustomerCentric #InnovativeSolutions🤝
Join Us on This Journey: Be part of our growing community. Simplify your digital life and elevate your online presence with [Your Product/Service Name]. #JoinUs #NextBigThing🔗
Try it Now: [Link to your product/service]👉 Stay tuned for more updates and feel free to reach out for collaborations or inquiries. Let's redefine digital simplicity together! #TechCommunity #Collaboration
Actually impressive.
Startup Enthusiast
Aka, none of my ventures have succeeded