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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by zyratoxx@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Russia tried that, didn't work out so well

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Then they tried a classic spearhead blitzkrieg out of frustration but ran out of supplies & found themselves encircled

Classic hoi L ... Time to restart from a previous savepoi... Oh wait...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Global tension +15%

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Back when the SMO started I saw the HOI players on my Discord discussing how it would evolve and it turned out to be pretty much spot on

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] NecroticEuphoria@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Ok, just in case someone doesn't know:

SMO = Special Military Operation

HOI = Hearts Of Iron

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

SMO = Unprecedentedly unjust and bloody invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

a.k.a the biggest clown show since whatever the fuck George W. Bush tried

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago
[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Second Maternal Orgy.

Homie Orgies Incorporated.