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[โ€“] lemmy_mouse@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Cut both apples in half by lining them up, then give the birds the 4th slice..or there's the obvious solution the monkeys alluding to ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] lynndotpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I know this is a joke, but if you line them up to cut 1/3rd of each apple, then you have four parts which divide the apples evenly:

  • A 2/3 part of an apple
  • A 2/3 part of the other apple
  • The two 1/3 parts of both apples
[โ€“] scottEkarate@mastodon.online 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@Zerush the tide comes in, the tide goes out....science can't explain that shit

[โ€“] pingveno@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

What always made me sad about that video is that O'Reilly says his word vomit, and instead of correcting him his guest tells him something that is also wrong.

[โ€“] lionel@lemmy.coupou.fr 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, what are you implying here?...

3-1=2 I guess... ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] dodo@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

That's so bad, but still funny.

[โ€“] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You line up the apples to cut around 1/3rd of both and you have 3 more or less equal portions.

Surely this do not advocate cutting something else?

[โ€“] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your brain on capitalism: need to split up resources evenly? Nah, just murder the others and keep it all for yourself!