this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mining asbestos should be uneventful. After a year you suddenly drop dead.

[–] CJOtheReal@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

That would be so fucking funny.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

pretty sure mesothelioma takes decades to manifest

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be genuinely accurate to be mining, no mobs in sight, and suddenly get debuffed and start losing hearts.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I would unironically enjoy that challenge. Make it damage you within a 5 or so block radius, but make the mined material worth the pain.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I wanna build a house out of asbestos and have my character go into severe coughing fits then loose hearts permanently

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

at least you wouldn't need to worry about it burning down

Just play modded. Sadly, cancer costs extra.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uranium would actually make sense. Depleted arrows, pocket nukes, nuclear powered redstone

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

radiation and heavy metal poisoning, fun!

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Cock block (chicken)

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The modpack I'm playing has lead, asbestos and uranium (multiple isotopes, too) in it

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

..is it GregTech?

It's GregTech, right? Best

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

You're correct, specially, Nomifactory GTCEu

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 10 months ago

If I can eat the uranium, I'll chose that.

Uranium sounds cool