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[–] radix@lemmy.world 195 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If it's a persistent problem, and a tow truck isn't an option...

Get a set of cheap car dollies, then you can move it out of the way. THEN you can place it perpendicular to the parking spots with the bumper at that support beam and he'll be stuck until the blue car leaves.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

This is deliciously evil, I love it

[–] Einstein@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd put the truck between the pillar and the wall if short enough, so they couldn't get out without tow truck.

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago

I think the better option is to start by moving it to the correct spot twice then the third time pull the evil. They're truly asking for it if they don't stop after the first or second time their truck isn't where they parked it

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a neighbor who was terrible about staying in their lines. My dad taught me how to park real good though. So, anytime they made their depth perception my problem I’d take the extra five minutes just to make sure I was atomically close to their driver side door. One morning I was lucky enough to see them climb in through their passenger side and abuse their transmission to get out of our parking spot without hitting me. I was late to work that day but the satisfaction was worth the infraction.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no shit the offender drives a pavement princess pickup truck

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Considering I don't see a lift kit, expanded exhaust, and giant low-profile tires; this just looks like a regular pickup truck to me. The luster on the paint is even a little faded, so it's getting old. Driver is just an asshole here. Probably a shitty driver, since the rear bumper is hanging at an angle.

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[–] Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

call a tow company they'll eat that up

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No I'm pretty sure they'd just tow it away

[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

OP needs to call Robosaurus

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

One of the problems with revenge (deflating the tires, keying, etc.) is that there’s nothing stopping the neighbor from doing it right back the next day.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 75 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, if you want them to stop you've got to kill them

[–] moody@lemmings.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah, the Ender Wiggin solution.

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Makes me wish that OP had an absolutely beat to shit 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Then you can just play bumper cars with idiots like that.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are you talking in 3rd person?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
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[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (8 children)

1 bottle fish sauce

Pour over lower windshield.

Repeat as necessary

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[–] kaibae@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have them towed. The several hundred dollar fee to get their truck out of the impound might impart a lesson.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago (10 children)

So, legal question. In this situation, obviously you document it like this, but then would you be in the clear to push it out of the way somehow in a typical jurisdiction? Usually the law allows you certain extra rights when your stuff or person is trapped by someone else's usual legal rights. For example, if your property is surrounded by that of another person they can't stop you from passing through.

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[–] Scarronline@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It'll blow flour all through the car and they'll never get it out.

[–] SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love reminding Dodge drivers that the Chinese CCP owns it and RAM name. Not because that is bad or anything it's just that most RAM drivers are also racists so that helps rile em up.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Actually, things have changed a bit.

Stellantis is the company that came about from the merger of the Italian–American conglomerate Fiat Chrysler Automobiles (FCA) and the French PSA Group.

After the merger, the main owners were

  • Agnelli family (Exor): 14.40%
  • Peugeot family (Etablissements Peugeot Frères, EPF): 7.19%
  • Bpifrance: 6.18%
  • Dongfeng Motor Corporation: 4.5%

So, it would seem it's not correct to say that Dodge or RAM is owned by the CCP. It's more Italian and French than it is Chinese...

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[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Throw nails in the parking spot. Then tell neighbor about someone putting nails. Gain neighbors trust and ask politely to move the truck.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A tire valve stem removal tool is a few dollars.

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Everybody here with slashing tires and me just thinking water in the tank sounds nice. But I just recommend putting water in the tank and maybe some salt and a dash of fresh piss. The truck will run but eventually it's gonna die and will smell like piss for a bit. If it doesn't die, the salt and water mixture will start to corrode the interior of the gas tank.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Better is to piss on the windshield, goes into the AC intake and the whole interior smells of piss until you strip the whole thing out and wash/replace it. Bonus points if you're super dehydrated.

[–] Thade780@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot eating asparagus a couple hours before.

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[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like you need a referral for a towing company

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Reminds me of this glorious way of dealing with a similar problem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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