this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

[–] BattleBeetle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The raccoon also doesn't have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

[–] CaptnKarisma@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

a rabid one most likely

[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

[–] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 1 year ago

He probably traveled at near light speed

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

[–] toaster@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago

And slightly higher in Toronto.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven't seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

That's a machine gun, not a rocket.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That looks like Rocket to me.