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Slightly skanky (beehaw.org)

submitted 8 months ago by interolivary@beehaw.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Luft@lemm.ee 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You may wonder, how can something be lightly fucked, but how can something be extra Virgin??

[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 45 points 8 months ago (3 children)

As a programmer and Linux user, I have some ideas as to what an extra virgin is

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

You may need some healing ointment for that incredible self burn, might i suggest semi fucked olive oil?

It will help in two ways

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A Windows user ?

[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 2 points 8 months ago

Ah, I see you're extra virgin as well

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

And have you ever seen regular virgin olive oil?

I think some of these olives might be sluts and just lying about it like a nun in a mixed gender priory.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

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[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Sometimes I tell myself, "this is not my beautiful stapler!"

[–] Designate6361@beehaw.org 9 points 8 months ago

Just the tip

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago

Only the tip

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

I'd like a liter of extra slutty, please.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's cheaper tough...

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But not obligatory olive oil, if not extra virgin, producers have the right to blend with other oil types.

Bizarre but true, so always go for the extra virgin if you want olive oil!

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel we should have a different naming for this... But not like I can do anything about it. Like idk blended or not blended. Or mixed or not mixed or whatever... Of course that requires some laws and similar...which good luck with that.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 1 points 8 months ago

It's definitely a way to make people believe Virgin Olive Oil is 100% olive oil for sure.

[–] dauerstaender@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

I like my oil extra nasty

[–] StalksEveryone@futurology.today 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

what even is that thing shopping? a salamander?

[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 6 points 8 months ago

It's a flork