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What is the worst way to start an apology? (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by DJSpunTheDisc@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'll give it a shot, "I thought I apologized already, but whatever…"

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[–] fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

anything with the word but in it

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry that this halibut was good enough for Jehovah

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure what I've done wrong but..

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

"I was actually pretty surprised you'd react that way but..."

[–] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I was just [insert action here].

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Let me put some pants on...

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

(Works best in the UK)

[–] Supanova@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I have made a severe lapse of my judgement and don't expect to be forgiven.

[–] trailing9@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Fire somebody to safe face and take years to realize that you should have apologized.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Personally, the worst way is to never start in the first place.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, but

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

"I'm sorry but..."

[–] Zelet@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

You remember the dress your mom was wearing…

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Is it in yet?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

If you think you deserve it...

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

throwing shit at a baby while saying yeet

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

in an apology video

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Sorry not sorry for what I said

[–] Paragone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

"Listen, twit: I'm sorry that..."

: P

[–] iamnotme@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

It’s not me, it’s you

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Fine...

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