this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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"YOUR name... man, this is too much I'm tellin' ya... YOUR name... IT'S MY FUCKIN' NAME TOO! CAN YOU NOT FUCKIN' BELIEVE IT?!!"
Both men take a deep long swig at their beer mugs, sigh as they put down the mugs on the table, then stare off into the wall and the space beyond it, in silence.
Fuck you for putting this in my brain.
Otherwise, I hope life is treating you well and you have a nice weekend.
But seriously, fuck you.
WHENEVER WE GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
Your username has been saved to be repeated at the end of the chorus, Decoy321. It will replay the entire time I’m perched on my ladder building this somehow neverending patio cover. You will rue the day in 3-6 years when I see you again in the comment section of a shitty meme. You. Will. Rue. The. Day.
I hope I get to witness it.
I look forward to the day, good sir/madam. In the meantime, I shall see you in hell.
You're welcome, I think?