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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every day we stray further from jod

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago
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[–] MiikCheque@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

how do you pronounce God, goo, grey, great, good, gun, gumption, goofy

plus jif is peanut butter

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

While I agree with you on how it should be pronounced, not a good argument. Giraffe.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Gift without the t, I always say

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[–] CalamityBalls@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Giant, geode, gel, george, gerbil. Just sayin'.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 11 points 1 year ago

*Gust sayin'.

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with you but I have a simpler argument, which is the mere fact that this exists: https://fileinfo.com/extension/jif

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[–] femboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

u choose all these unrelated words when theres GIFt

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[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jraphics Interchange Format

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[–] kek_w_lol@lemmy.one 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you pronounce it jif, you are 100% wrong no matter who you are.

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[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago

Yiff obviously

[–] moonleay@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

gif. With a hard g, because there is also .jiff and you could not distinguish otherwise.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (18 children)

The fact that this conversation exists is proof that the word is intuitively pronounced with a hard G.

The only reason to pronounce it like a J if because the creator liked it - and the reason he liked it was literally because of the (copyright-infringing) similarity to the peanut butter.

He made a huge contribution to the Internet by creating the format, and he deserves it gratitude. Mispronouncing gif is not the best approach to that.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You realize there are other words people pronounce incorrectly just because they’ve only ever read it right?

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Pronunciation of words is decided by consensus - and while of course people mispronounce things, what that means is, they pronounce it differently from the accepted cultural norm.

We don't get all in a knot because Americans prove things differently from British people - even though they originally set the rules for English. And we don't pronounce things the way we do because George Washington (being analogous to wilhite (or whatever his name was)) told us to; we pronounce things as we do because of cultural consensus.

Wilhite's intention was literally to use the name recognition of the peanut butter to further his own success - which, like, who cares - but the simple fact that he made that decision (and to be clear, regardless of our opinion on copyright, is a bad way to make the decision) strongly implies that he was aware that his pronunciation was unnatural.

The fact that this conversation even comes up is proof that culturally we reject wilhite's pronunciation. It's a lost battle - the only reason I get involved in these threads is because I have a hard time watching the same 3 talking points (on both sides) and the same 3 rebuttals - all of which attempt seem to use facts and logic to determine "correct" pronunciation - when the truth is, the pronunciation has already been decided, and soft-G pronounces deserve to understand it.

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[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 17 points 1 year ago

I hate this argument so I'm going tip start pronouncing it like the Dutch G or the Spanish J and you won't be able to tell which it is because I speak neither language.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Like a sane person. Why do you ask?

[–] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Hard G because it eliminates ambiguity that it might have a j in it. There actually is a jif format but it never got popular. Another reason is I can't think of another word starting with gif than gift

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not jraphics interchange format

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

neither do divers use "self contained OOnderwater breathing apparatus", usually written as SCUBA.

Nor do we say jPHeg files.

Nor "north AYYtlantic treaty OHHrganization"

or "light AYYmplification by stimulated emnssion of radiation"

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[–] fred@lemdro.id 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fred@lemdro.id 7 points 1 year ago

Nope, not even close. It's followed by an E.

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[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (9 children)

New one I just became aware of:

How does everyone say SQL?

[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I go back and forth between "Ess Cue Ell", "Sequel", and "You Fucking Whore"

This is what we do at work.

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depends on the context

MySQL: my es que el

SQL Server: sequel Server

PostgreSQL: Postgress

or by itself just es que el

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

It's an initialisation, not an acronym, so it's only:

Ess-queue-ell.

Surely anything else is madness

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[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ess-Cue-Elle

[–] Tigwyk@lemmy.vrchat-dev.tech 6 points 1 year ago

I call it sequel but I've heard squirrel and squeal.

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[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With a hard "guh" sound, because that's what I grew up with.

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[–] bismuthbob@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I pronounce it 'yiff'.

heef, spanish style

Death to America

[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This stupid fucking argument is proof humans will never achieve world peace

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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Gif. Obviously.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine talking in a language where people cant decide how words are pronounced

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jpeg should be pronounced gaypeg whenever someone else chooses to pronounce gif as jif. Change my mind.

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Or you can pronounce it "heef" as in Spanish, just saying

"Choosy developers choose gif."

[–] vox@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, so that's what we're going to do today, we're gonna fight?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just read it as it appears, phonetically, like any other word. Gif.

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[–] metostopholes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

G like the g in beige, with a long I. "Zhaif"

[–] bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

xif, to be inclusive

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