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I'd be Cables Don't Tangle Man.

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[โ€“] Dabundis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'll be "Always-knows-what-that-weird-pain-is Man"

[โ€“] xilliah@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That button in the lift that closes the doors? I can press it with the power of my mind.

[โ€“] case_when@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh! Does this include, when you want to join a road but can't get out because nobody gives you way, the ability to telekinetically push the button on a nearby pedestrian crossing?

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[โ€“] Getallen@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Popperman, can pop any pimple if i think about it.

Able to summon bloons anywhere

[โ€“] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Perfect timing

[โ€“] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ummm... now that I think about it, it is easier to think of a-tier ones.

as for b-tier, I guess "backseat-girl" ? For some reason, some voices would backseat me to the right places even if I didn't ask for it?

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[โ€“] Infynis@midwest.social -1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I can talk to god, but god's an unhelpful asshole.

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[โ€“] BadAdvice@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Definitely a rabbit. Dude with Let Me Take Your Luggage is doing some pretty cool stuff ngl

[โ€“] Teknikal@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The power to possess others for a short time . I Could either improve their situations or much darker punch their boss on the face to get them fired

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