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submitted 1 year ago by Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works to c/programming_horror@programming.dev

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[–] matter@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the enterprise solution

[–] nous@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, not enough abstraction. This is more like it

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

This made me throw up a little bit

[–] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

They're optimizing with loop unrolling!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Nope, I think you nailed it!

[–] bnjmn@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

The first tic-tac-toe I ever wrote looks something like this

[–] Craftkorb@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

The KISS way

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

lol... HIRED!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Beautiful

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

It's not stupid if it works. /s