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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I found the people my age on the internet.

[–] caesar_salad83@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you're a hip young dude as well?

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brain says yes, back says I’m an idiot.

[–] Doug@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better get a tie breaker from the knees

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knees are refusing to negotiate without ibuprofen.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the prostate have to say?

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Check engine light is on.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

We're here, we're tubular, get used to it!

[–] osarusan@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Hi there!
/waves nerdily

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission's done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

[–] nul@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Ah, I love the Vocally Communicating Thought Generators.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

"You are currently situated amongst the thick foliage of an M-class planet. Presently, it is the nocturnal phase of that region. Therefore, your visibility is severely limited."

[–] khaosworks@startrek.website 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

[–] eva_sieve@startrek.website 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing residence!"

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my aesthetically pleasing Bynar spouse!"

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“I observe as the Earth rotates!”

“I allow dihydrogen monoxide to suppress my being”

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The IUPAC-compliant nomenclature for that liquid substance is oxidane, although care must still be used, as oxidane refers to the specific molecule in all temperature ranges and matter configurations.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] mephiska@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

It's Data's take on Talking Head's Once in a Lifetime.

[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found the person younger than my age on the internet.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I doubt that more and more every year. I'm not young, just clueless about a lot of media.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Identical in nature throughout existence

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once in a lifetime...which, due to the positronic composition of my neural net equates to roughly once every ten thousand Earth years.

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dhtseany@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Picard: "Mr. Data, I'm asking you quite strenuously to uninstall the David Byrne voice module immediately."

Data: "Please exercise caution; one may attain their desires unexpectedly. Individuals of moderate age, peculiar but not unfamiliar. I am a standard android, in the process of generating heat within this habitation."

Riker: "Geordi, switch him off, now!"

Data: "This is not my beautiful shutdown sequence. This is not my beautiful disconnection process."

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

As the stardates pass behind us

Dihydrogen monoxide flowing beneath