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[–] Haus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

I adore the energy behind these comments.

As long as there's a neovim extension

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you start recording before or after you rage with expletives?

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 39Y523R@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

You could measure the amount of swearing in each comment and automatically grade code quality based on it.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Speech to text would be better. Then you can still scan and search.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thought it was going to be Rick Astley

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would, but unfortunately, lemmy shows you a thumbnail of the link (at least sync does)

[–] dododo@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Thought this reply was a trick to make me click on a link that actually contained Rick Astley. Surprised it was not!

[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago
[–] VonTum@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I actually like this, at least in some way it could lower the barrier for actually explaining what a function does. Though I don't see this working in an office environment

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[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should be possible in HolyC

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Mark text, read out loud

Set the pointer in a spot, press the shortcut. Speak your comment. Mouseover the voice icon for text transcription

Make it searchable

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why two comment lines tho?

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Double the commenting power

[–] georgette@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just give me the ability to use markdown in comments, so i can make my source code files into jupyter-like notebooks

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Only if your fifteen minute comment recorded during the morning commute is transcribed by the most limited speech to text system possible and put as alt text.

[–] stinodes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Kinda goofy ngl

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 1 year ago

OK, but there's need to be some automatic beeping over my \ comments.

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