Programmer Humor

• 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
• Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
• Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.

Chaotic good, one 32" 2560×1440 display, one old 19" 1280×1024 display (mainly used for referencing docs, for a debugger, or watching a VTuber or a conference presentation).

I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.

I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit

I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(

I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.

Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.

Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.

I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

I am chaotic good at home with a 4K and a laptop screen

But at work it’s all 1080 monitors (unfortunately) so I have 3 and I a mix of chaotic neutral and lawful evil 😂 2 portraits then a landscape

You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha

Chaotic neutral should be a solo laptop screen.

The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea

I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.

Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.

I’m pretty sure I’m Chaotic Evil with 2x 1920x1200, 2x 1024x1200, a 1920x1080 and one 1366x768 but I don’t run any vertical anymore, so maybe not?

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

Gaming setup is true neutral Work from home setup is lawful neutral Office setup is chaotic evil

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it's back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I "replaced" one cold cathode tube by plastering the "replacement" tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn't work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone's interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.