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Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people's pets that aren't welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it's simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

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[โ€“] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bushmasters are good for this.

[โ€“] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Humane landmines.

[โ€“] calavera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You can have a dog, but then you'll have a problem with dog shit

[โ€“] Granixo@feddit.cl 0 points 1 year ago

You kidnap them and give them a sandbox.

End of story.

[โ€“] iquanyin@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

@PlutoniumAcid a small pile of sand in a corner of yard would be preferred by most cats. other than that, as someone said above, โ€œaccept that animals shit outside.โ€ besides, climate issues will soon make lawns go away anyway. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Learn to love cats. Then they'll leave you alone forever.

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