this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 117 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats on the balls dude.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Sorry about the chafing, dude.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.

Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Then she sounds like a keeper.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If she is still with u then its probably fine no?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 year ago
[–] Subject6051@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there no way to sudo apt upgrade that package of yours?

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pacman -Syyu might give you a package with a bigger version number

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

great balls dude, thats a W

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

more like a ω

wait ... are y'alls pointy ?

[–] Simbomba@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You mean ...

Yours ain't?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So are there any ball lovers here? Mind explaining to me what "nice balls" would even be? Should i do more kegels?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure they’re clean!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why you should wipe front to back so you don't end up with shitty balls.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Showering also helps

(so I’ve heard)

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

A nice handful?

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

So she would laugh during sex?

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The old "pod racer" package.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.

Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P

[–] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 4 points 1 year ago

Congratulations for being handful.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.

[–] pleasemakesense@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.

[–] grumpyrico@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?

... Asking for a friend

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

No i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

So, balls, huh?