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"When you fill out your complaint, provide as much information as you can."

"You cannot attach documents to your complaint."

"0/250 characters"

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[–] Bipta@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Before I do anything "risky" with forms I copy the text AND paste it somewhere else to confirm I really copied it. Only then do I take the next action, and still I get burned all the time by crap like this one way or another.

[–] docAvid@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I usually just start from typing it up in emacs, then copy paste it to the fussy little form. Anything over six words, it probably saves me time, even if nothing was going to go wrong. And then... Just as you said.

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I recently had a complaint form refuse my complaint because it was too rude!

There wasn’t any bad language in it at all. I removed the sentence "It's now more than two months since the accident and I would have expected the repairs to have been completed by now” and that let it through - sensitive or what?

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eric@014450.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

On your wedding day

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At 250 char no one is reading it. They're just doing sentiment analysis and scanning for common words

[–] sparr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's a legal complaint. Someone is going to get fined, likely thousands of dollars, if the complaint is substantiated. I strongly suspect a human will be reading the whole thing more than once, before proceeding to gather much more info.

[–] JonEFive@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

It's not a request, it's a challenge.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

To be fair, if the interface let you add a lot of information, the instruction would be way too hard to comply with.

[–] zlatko@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Well can you attach it when you fill the 250 characters?