I’m just waiting for Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to open in Detroit.

Now we just need companies to have their own militaries and then for someone to nuke one of their towers. We'd have the whole nine yards.

I still think it's hilarious that Facebook renamed to Meta, and anything they did with the "metaverse" was a huge failure. It's like they didn't learn their lesson from Second Life.

Don't forget Truth Social. Straight out of ministry of truth.

Don't forget the conglomerate names:

Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard

Pretty much. Welcome to the fucking future I guess. There's no flying cars and green cities and happiness or bloody universal healthcare, instead we have corpos trying to turn us into their consumer slaves and governments turning authoritarian. Just do what you're told and buy more. Don't ask questions don't think just browse TikTok, improve your social credit score, and imprint more ads into your psyche until WW3.

We're walking into hell with our eyes wide open fuck me it hurts.

My first ISP in the late 90s was Skynet Online.

Those names were always parodying the names of actual corporations. I'm pretty sure Weyland Yutani is basically supposed to be like Lockheed Mitsubishi

Oh and don't forget the cheeky suckers that explicitly named their nutritional supplement company Soylent Nutrition, Inc.

When Weyland corp announce a merger with Yutani industries it's time to worry.

Waiting for Weyland-Yutani...

I'm still waiting for the cool neon signs.

You didn't mention Facebook? That's super dystopian to me. What's a face book if not a large collection of identities being monitored?

There's also E Corp from Mr. Robot.

Yea, X Corps definitely becomes the manufacturer of the protein bar machines on snowpiercer

You want a trip down “is this a cyberpunk dystopia company” name, go check out the data brokers on the data broker registries in Vermont and California.

I also like Alliant Techsystems, then merged with Orbital Sciences Corp into Orbital ATK.

They are part of NGIS (Northrop Grumman Innovation Systems), so evil things might come from there.

I find it amusing how nobody noticed when Valve changed their name to Valve Corporation ages ago, and people keep referring to it as Valve Software.

I always thought this for the financial market: Standard & Poor

Moody

The Fed (as in, the past tense of feed)

Art creates the future. Whatever we envision we steer ourselves toward, consciously or unconsciously. A vision has gravity, and pulls people toward it. The more a vision is etched into people’s minds, the more likely we will live it.

I’m convinced Apple’s overall aesthetic is based on Star Trek: TNG. Or at least it was for a phase, until we got bored with it and took it even further.

If you think about it, all sorts of fucked up things that are happening now have been portrayed as a bad thing in past media: Virtual words, virtual-fuckin' land (not 100% sure this one is real, still really hoping its not), misuse of AI, smart houses, where everything is controlled by a remote (which relies on electricity / wi-fi), even stuff like alexa, which is listening to every word you say, at your home...

There's a company called Hashicorp that's been in the news recently. Literally perfect

Amazon web services

Doesnt sound so evil...

There's a company near me called the Telamon Corporation, which is the name of the Dragon from the Wheel of Time. So it's not just cyberpunk, there's fantasy as well

My favorite is literally just "Brand." The "generic" brand company. Although I feel like they leaned purposefully into the cyberpunk shit.

Alphabet.

Currently waiting for BiffCo to spice up our lives and give us floating long boards

Skynet.net

Theranos sounded like a superhero villain. I guess it kind of was?