Yeah you can, but it takes a conscious effort.
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Interestingly enough, I've reached my wits end with paruresis (shy bladder) and have stopped trying to pee in occupied public washrooms entirely. It's pointless. I won't be able to go. But I did find that if I just go to the stall and pretend I'm taking a shit, the pee flows like wine. Doesn't matter if there's one or several people in there. The real struggle is when the bathroom is initially empty, so I think I'll use the urinal after all. You bet your ass thirty guys walk in before I can start.
I have a real admiration for dudes who just piss, shit and fart freely in a public space. It must be positively liberating. Like a pack of ancient kings, burping and laughing and feasting on chicken.
Sure you can
Just cup your hands
Some people can, and those people should not be trusted
I'm sitting on the toilet, I wish I read this about 2 minute ago
all poopoo times are peepee times but not all peepee times are poopoo times
I can do both, but why would I do either?