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[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's pretend someone didn't know how to do that on an android. How would you explain it to them?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On android when you go to the wifi settings you're currently connected to there should be a setting for randomizing mac address per connection or per network. If you change it to per connection, once you disconnect and reconnect your mac address should change. On per network, it will randomly generate the mac address for the first connection and keep that address for that wifi forever.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Excellent explanation, thank you. Never knew what that difference was.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for asking the question! I've never needed to know it, and I've done enough android tinkering that I'm fairly sure I could find it quite easily if needed, but I enjoy my social media being peppered with bits of learning wherever possible. I'm a big fan of ambient curiosity

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Same here. Thanks :)

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, recently I was on school wifi and it kept bothering me to log in and figured I needed to switch to per network or it would bother me everytime to sign into the captive portal.

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think per connection is a GrapheneOS thing unless I'm wrong

[–] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Samsung's OneUI does this by default for all connections .

[–] SteveTech@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have a Samsung, but I'm pretty sure that's still randomised per network, per connection can be enabled in the developer options somewhere.

[–] derock@lemmy.derock.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I have a Samsung and it's per network, even if you forget and rejoin it keeps the same random Mac address. You need to enable a developer setting to have it randomize when you join.

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[–] steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Graphene just changed it to be enabled by default

But maybe they hat this feature earlier than AOSP

Yeah, on Android 12 I can only choose between "randomized MAC" and "phone MAC". Doesn't specify if it's randomized per network or connection, but I'd guess it's per network.

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

On stock (Pixel) Android, if you enable Developer Options, there is a setting under Networking called "Wi-Fi non-persistent MAC randomization" that randomizes the MAC per connection for networks that have randomization enabled.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just google it you dumb piece of shit - Stack overflow user

Marked as duplicate

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I figured it out and got free food as a bonus!!!

Doesn't share solution

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

No worries, it's outlined in detail, with pictures and a video here: (deadlink)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

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[–] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fun fact, an early iPhone jailbreak would always change the phones wifi mac to the same address, so there was a meme for a while that if you had a jailbroken iPhone you couldn't use airport wifi

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

Why would anyone do that? If there's 2 jailbreak iphones on the same network then non of them would have internet access due to IP conflict?

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This comes back to bite you when you purchase in-flight wifi which is tied to your MAC address. Make sure to disable that option for the in-flight access point!

[–] derock@lemmy.derock.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

on an AA flight I was recently on, they gave out free 20 mins of internet for watching a 15s ad, but this was once per device type of deal. In this case, turning on randomized mac addresses meant I get free inflight wifi for the entire flight!

[–] RealJoL@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Tragic airplane crash: Over 2700 suspected dead due to airplane data log

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your airport wifi doesn't ask for your email, phone number, bank number of your life savings, etc?

[–] snake@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Usually it asks for an email, but you can just input a fake one.

[–] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

for a lot of captive portals I type random crap like stevejobs@apple.com or jdjdidneiejdjeksneidnei@gmail.com

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Where are you that it asks you for info?

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bank number for life savings was a joke but for some reason they wanted me to verify (I didn't btw)

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh I know that. Common verification joke people use.
I've never been asked for any information to use airport wifi, that's why I was wondering where they do ask.

Istanbul requires a Turkish phone number or for you to scan your passport at a console.

Places where the airport wifi is actually an evil twin.

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know you could spoof a mac address

[–] Corbin@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Most consumer-grade NICs have a default MAC address which is retrievable with device drivers, but delegate (Ethernet) packet assembly to the OS. If the OS asks the NIC to emit a packet, then the NIC often receives the packet as a blob, DMA'd from main memory, and emits the bytes as octets. Other NICs do manage packet assembly, but allow overwriting the default MAC address. By the time I was learning Linux, we had GNU MAC Changer available in userland with the macchanger command, and many distros have configuration for randomizing or hardcoding MAC addresses upon boot.

I want to say that this is all because olden corporate network management policies could require a technician to replace a NIC without changing the MAC address, but more likely it is because framing and packet assembly was not traditionally handed to a second controller, and was instead bit-banged or MMIO'd by the CPU.

[–] kspatlas@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GrapheneOS has per connection MAC which can be useful in situations like this

[–] someone_secret@burggit.moe 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think that's anything new.

My LineageOS phone also has that. I'm inclined to believe that this is available on all newer Android phones

[–] radix@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In general, I thought IP addresses are mutable while MACs stay the same, and I thought that's why the outside world uses IPs to identify networks while routers inside a network use MACs to identify specific devices. If you can change your MAC arbitrarily, doesn't that risk making the router's job more difficult? Why not just assign yourself a different internal IP?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, but in this case you want to make the routers job of shutting you out more difficult.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Fair point!

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Changing your MAC will make older messages undeliverable, but that just means the connection will be momentarily interrupted until you establish new connections after re-connecting to the WiFi.

Why not just assign yourself a different internal IP? Because a. the router probably wants to assign you one itself via DHCP; and b. the router isn't looking at your IP address to lock you out; it's looking at your MAC address.

If your IP address is where in cyberspace you are, a MAC address is who you are. If you want to fool the bouncer, change your name, not your address.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I see! Thanks for the explanation! Didn't put two and two together to realize that the router basically reads MACs and writes IPs.

[–] fneu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The router recognizes a device based on its MAC and assigns an IP address. Traditionally, the MAC stays the same, so you’re right. In this case, OP doesn’t want to be recognized by the (airport) router. There is software for spoofing the MAC address for most platforms. Changing the MAC address has recently become more popular due to privacy concerns and on some operating systems it’s supported out of the box.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's pretty cool.

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Are there airports that still do this? Every airport I've been to in the last decade has had free Wi-Fi.

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use this to make MACs for my VMs and virtual NICs. The 00:16:3E prefix means it's Xen virtualization, so change this part as needed.

#!/usr/bin/python

# macgen.py script to generate a MAC address for guests on Xen

import random

def randomMAC():
	mac = [ 0x00, 0x16, 0x3e,
		random.randint(0x00, 0x7f),
		random.randint(0x00, 0xff),
		random.randint(0x00, 0xff) ]
	return ':'.join(map(lambda x: "%02x" % x, mac))

print (randomMAC())

Use

$ macgen.py 
00:16:3e:17:ed:b1
[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I spoofed my MAC once when I went to a router page of a hotel and it said it was logging the request

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I had them most sophisticated hotel/resort wifi capture page I've ever seen them other week. It had you register on the wifi using your room number and booking email, then it gave you 10 slots that you put Mac addresses into. I couldn't imagine how many people I bet never figured out how to use it lol

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