I'd like vegan food that tastes like human meat!
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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Friend of mine came out of nowhere yesterday insisting vegan meat is grown from human cells.
Soo yeah. Idk. There's that I guess.
Honestly I prefer to eat Jesuses, pretty good between meals
Those piece of crap wafers are my guilty pleasure. I buy them in bulk on Amazon and snack on them like they're animal crackers
So what's the verdict? Gotten any Jesus powers?
I'm sorry, it's really hard to try to figure out the Jesus:Wafer ratio.
I do feel more Holy though.
Ngl I would try lab grown human meat. It'd be the most ethical source of meat possible since humans are the only being who would be able to unambiguously consent to donating a tissue sample for the purposes of consumption
Strictly speaking.. if Jesus voluntarily gives us informed consent for us to eat him, I'm pretty sure that's vegan too.
Honestly the Beyond stuff is really good. They need to bring the price down though.
Hostia!