Bro I am a manager myself and I dont trust my Manager. These shitty corporate structure are the worst.
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My manager is super nice and I know well that if it helps his career he would shank me in the bathrooms.
Lol so fucking true
My bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I'm here for a check and that's it. I don't care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn't shed a tear. Didn't like that comment very much 🤣
In the future I recommend lying
Oh i didn't get in trouble for it as I didn't break any rules. I speak my mind regardless who I'm talking to. When I'm at work i care about myself only and everyone else i run over with a bus if they interfere with me. Ezpz.
You sound like a real joy to work with.
A hell of a lot better than some worthless cunt pretending to give a fuck about me while exploiting my time and labor for as little in return as possible.
They weren't specific to management with their comments. I'm super nice with my coworkers and I care about their well being. They aren't family, but they're good people and I want well for them.
Right? At least they're open about it
My job vs theirs 🤷. Do your job and I'll do mine and we won't have issues. Start drama with me and it's game over.
"Why aren't I getting any promotions or raises?"
Our company is based off levels. So everyone makes the same pay at their respective levels. I'm already maxed out so I'm not getting any raises except for cost of living and the yearly. Sorry you work at a job where people rely on kissing asses and sucking dicks to get a pathetic raise.
why? to be a lying boot licker like everyone else?
I'm pretty sure that this is the most high res version of this meme I've seen to date.
This ones been sitting on someone's hard drive since the early days of the meme, before compression artifacts rotted it.
That or maybe AI cleanup
If I am ever told we are like family, I'll gladly let whoever told me that know that if push comes to shove, I am not above murdering "family".
Boss: "In this company we are a family"
Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers
What are you doing step-PM!?!?
Step-Prime Minister?
My family sure is stingy with their money lately...