this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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[–] bitKraken@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

[–] orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Try licking your lips, you won't have to bother looking for as long.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

That's pretty much exactly the same joks

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[–] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't care I don't have to look at their ugly kids anymore

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You could just use that line. "What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?"