this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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[โ€“] Slotos@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago

Solving the Hard Problem of Consciousness with React Hooks

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[โ€“] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hacker uses AI to teach his cat how to speak, discovers that all it says is 'meow'

Truly insightful!

[โ€“] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How I used machine learning to predict my lunch

Colour me intrigued.

[โ€“] thedoginthewok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GitHub repositories now accepting emotional support commits

I need this right now lol

[โ€“] grumpyrico@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

here you go:

EMOTIONAL_SUPPORT: You're doing great!

Doomscrolling has now become an Olympic sport

And if I have that page, I'll be a viable competitor

[โ€“] fsniper@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I want to see the 10x hamsters!

[โ€“] jherazob@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

This is disturbingly accurate