Everything after “my house” seems a bit superfluous. The memes below might as well be emojis or bright red arrows and circles pointing at snoop dogg’s 40x jpg compressed joke.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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"Yes officer, I'd like to report a comedy homicide"
His Ass Is Not A Mechanic 😂😂😂
Wow this comment is funny, see it’s funny cos it points out how useless the thing below it was, see how it does that? Everyone look at this comment here and I’ll explain how it does that so you know because you couldn’t figure it out from the first bit.
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Granted. The house fire subsides and there is no structural damage.
However, the house is now empty. Every belonging or piece of furniture has mysteriously disappeared.
You could only save one thing. You chose your house.
Not mysteriously, they burned. Also, your loved ones, all dead
Maybe if instead of house you said home 🤔
Confused, you watch as everything in front of you burns to the ground. Driving upstate, you arrive at your parents house while you wait for the insurance claims to go through. The way you mom hugs you as you walk through the door, you realize your wish came true after all
Awwwww that was wholesome ☺️
As far as rebuilding goes, 0 smoke damage would be a major blessing
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Brilliant!