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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ROFL you’ve proved my point. Just because Java gives you an opportunity to hang yourself doesn’t mean you should or have to.

You took one line of code and turned it into a novel. Bad programmers do this and then ignorant folks blame it on the language when it’s really just a lack of knowledge/skill.

[–] words_number@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

You must be fun at parties! Seriously, this is a meme sub and the wildly exaggerated helloworld example I pasted (from this hilarious article) is obviously satire. I agree, that

  1. There are way worse programming languages than Java
  2. The verbosity is not the biggest problem of java, it is rather the dogmatic OOP paradigm that sucks.