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Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.
Same monitor, just rotate it.
If you don't use a vertical monitor I don't consider you a real programmer.
Joke's on you: I don't consider myself a real programmer either
We need the same monitor, vertically!
The Samsung 55" Oddity in 'cockpit' mode has you covered.
Just think of that hurt my neck. Imagine have to constantly look upward.
Get a vr headset, connect it to a camera on a tripod, put the headset on your head, and tilt the camera up or down. Problem solved
Clever, at that point, I guess there better be a coding mode in a VR headset that I can have as many desktop/monitor as I want.
One problem solved. Three problems created. SOP.
As someone that first learned to program in 8008 machine code, you aren't really wrong, but formatting is and always will be for the weak.