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I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want (lemmy.fmhy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml to c/the_monkeys_paw@lemmy.fmhy.ml

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I have insomnia and no sleeping pills, help!

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[–] Discola@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can, but the duration of your sleep is completely random. You might sleep for eight hours, you might sleep for five minutes, you might sleep for seventy two hours

[–] Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You're a lifesaver! How do I activate it?