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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

between the sounds of laughter of adults catching butterflies

This pill might fucking kill you

teeheeheee

It also might cause your eyes to explode

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 3 weeks ago

Side effects may include death.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he's smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather they just ban the drug commercials. Talk to a doctor about medicine, and if you are unsure about what is determined, get a second opinion. Companies trying to sell their product directly to end users and ignoring the repercussions to the middlemen just causes more problems than the 9000 issues we already have in healthcare.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely this. Drug ads are a plague and need to stop.