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I go on the escalator but walk because I'm only half lazy and also want to go fast
Walking fast on the moving sidewalks makes me feel like Captain America.
...moving...sidewalks??
Ohhhhh. I was thinking more of street sidewalks.
Hmm, would running make you feel like the Flash? Or is that just not in the cards?