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I could make a zombie tracking web app.
The real trick is getting the airtags onto the zombies.
I was actually thinking about this.
We could get someone to modify a gun so we can shoot trackers at zombies. Otherwise we will have to crowd source the data of where they are.
Maybe drones with AI?
Yeah just image analysis to determine if people are zombies or not. Could even tie into CCTV systems for more footage.
The easiest way would be to use thermal imaging and flag anything that moves but doesn't give off heat. That is, if we're talking about the reanimated corpses version of zombies.
I want to be on this team. You all sound smart, and less likely to eat me then the guy that said they probably won't.
I'll take care of the server infrastructure for the app/data aggregation
You’re in and I agree that other dude seemed sus, they will for sure eat us.
I'm in. Let's call our group The Enclave. Other dude sounds like a gourmand.
Hey! I can create a backend out of kindle, that is both Serverless^TM^ and Carbon Neutral^SM^!
Our kindle-based backend is also a certified quantum system because without an observer it is in a superposition of combusting and not combusting.
Finally, our backend has the ability to process a groundbreaking zero operations per second!