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To be fair, I was a piece of shit before I was an uncle (lemmy.ml)

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this year I just chained myself to a radiator and shot up on heroin and crack. Perfectly safe, though apparently my outstretched hand would occasionally scratch or caress furniture. I just can't deal with people, so this is how I cope. That, and encouraging my nieces and nephews to fight each over over my political beliefs....

...Lemmy do you hear yourself sometimes?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hear you.

Do some fucking drugs and encourage your younger family to be better than the shitty uncle.

I'd love to hear how you shoot up crack though that's like a next level speedball. Maybe you could even get the baking soda out and purify it. We could call it something different though.

I always just smoked the stuff.