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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was driving home on the southbound 5 near Seattle, when suddenly this yacht came our of nowhere man. If it wasn't for the old guy fucking a consenting 18 year old, I would have noticed traffic and the other guy in front of me also looking intensely at the bouncing tits.

I propose we have a law against sexual activity for very old men who are CEOs. They should run instead and you can imagine many ways to make that very effective. Some would suggest that just a car could do it. But I disagree because we need the activities to last, and a car would be too easy. I propose a bull run. Every Saturday and Sunday and other days that may happen in between, we'll bring old men And women, both, into a closed off street and we'll release a bull or two in there. I figure there would be some running. Enough for television. Once its over, we bring back the bulls to pasture and give them all that is necessary for a good run every now and then.

I had an idea about a plastic sub controlled by a ps3 controller where CEOs could go check out Titanic. But I just don't have that sort of money. I do, I mean I can find a barrel for 50 bucks but, I mean, a good go pro. Nah, too fancy. I would still to bulls, but they tend to not like it.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It is Better if you read it in George Carling voices ....in your head!

Sorry I just woke up.