Yeah sure,but....it's 400lbs. I mean, if I did that with every person I hate...oh boy. Strongman in 2 years. World domination in 5. Am I truly ready for this responsibility? Is anyone?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bring justice to the wicked AND get swole? Sounds like positives all around. You'll basically be Hercules at that point!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But that'll bring a new level of responsibility. I couldn't just be Hercules without trying to rid the world of evil. And I already have plans for the weekend 🤨

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, even Hercules is allowed to take a break. In fact, self-care is a vital part of the work of any true hero! You can't be effectively battling evil if you're unhealthy, depressed, or sleep deprived. Take care of yourself, superfam!

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But dude. I can't just sit around, drinking superjuice while bad deeds are committed all around. How shall I select? What to prioritize? Whom to save, whom to ignore? I can't do it, this pressure! Can't we just shoot the ceos and be done with it?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, just do your best, and accept imperfection. You're Hercules, not God. Try to do what good you can, when you can. Trying to perfectly optimize things simply leads to madness.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, most excellent comic, didn't know that one. A perfect conclusion good sir. Let me try to counter:

http://i.imgur.com/kCCqI.jpg

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, a true classic!